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Someone who wants to communicate by text rather than by phone or in person. They want to text because they feed on texts like zombies feed on brains.
This tinder guy is a text zombie. I feel so drained by all these texts like he’s trying to feast on me instead of trying to date me.
To walk into a place without having a sense of where you are going then to pull out your phone, pretend to read a text message, and turn the other way.
I accidentally walked into the wrong aisle in Publix and everyone seemed to be watching me, so I text turned back to where I needed to go.
Make something more important, or if in a new artical make it more juicy.
Lets try to enhance text a bit. do you agree?
When you are text-walking with a friend and follow them without noticing your direction.
I walked right into the men's bathroom because I was text following him
The act of inserting one of those fancy waterproof cell phones into the anus, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift anal vibrator.
Also see "pink texting"
Example 1:
Dude 2- "Today my mom asked to borrow my waterproof cell phone. I mentioned she already had one but she demanded that she use mine. When I got it back, I noticed I was in a group chat with my mom's phone and another phone I didn't recognize. There were nothing but blank messages. I'm afraid her pink texting has escalated to simultaneous brown texting.
Dude 1- "Dude, your mom is one horny woman"
Our World of Text, often shortened as "OWOT" is an infinite grid of text editable by any visitor. The changes made by other people appear on your screen as they happen. Everyone starts in the same place, but you can scroll through the world using your mouse. Fictional googologists often flock to this site to post their "very amazing and insightful" content.
A: "Our World of Text is full of very smart people (joke)"
B: "You're right"
A: "Let's hop on *another world than mainpage*"
B: "Good idea"
Purposefully waiting a long time to text someone back in order to increase anticipation and drama, especially if someone just asked you out or expressed feelings for you
Amy: I’m not sure what to do. Adam texted that he’s into me, but I also like Blake and Juan.
Lola: Just text torture him until you figure out whether you want to hook up with him or not.