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The dime you find between two stalls in a bathroom that you want to get but cant because its covered in pee
Jon: bro do you have a dime I could borrow
Jack: no there was one in the stalls but it was a pee dime
Big man Kyle from down the street won the lottery he’s got bare pees now
A pee boy is just a boy who pee a lot because he has a small balder it is NOT sexual and pee boys do NOT like being peed on please stop saying my parents like pee boys they don’t
Pee boy: guys I just pee a lot it’s not a kink thing🤷 ♀️
Every respectable person: your right bro your just really hydrated
When you have to admit to something awful to prove you aren't something worse, i.e. exposing yourself as a massive pervert (gross) to prove you aren't a massive pedophile (illegal).
"Apparently Pyrocynical isn't a pedophile, but he had to post his degenerate fetish DMs to prove it."
"Yikes, what a Pee-wee moment."
Sniffing stale fuel in order to get a very hard erection that lasts for hours.
Nigel had to stretch out his tight back after a Pee Dubbin session had him performing autofellacio for hours.
The shaft part of a penis that piss goes through.
Jeremy pissed through his pee straw.