Wet Napping

Wet Napping is folding one or two pieces of toilet paper neatly placing it between your butt cheeks nearest to your butt hole, or in a woman's case between her legs nearest to her vagina or both, wearing it all day, removing it and placing it back in when done urinating or defecating. Then placing the toilet paper and a plastic bag for another the enjoyment, purchase.

I need some extra money this week, I'm thinking of wet napping and selling it on Craigslist.

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Wet Garden

Synonym for vagina. Can be used to replace some of those filthy words so that you can talk about vagina anywhere and at any time. Typically used to explain why one was late or why one can't make a certain event.

I'm sorry I couldn't make the party, I was tending to my wife's wet garden.

I missed the funeral, I was knees deep in my wife's wet garden all afternoon.

I would have came to the barmitzvah had I not been digging in the wet garden.

I wonder what an alien's wet garden looks like. Probably slimy.

He had to make an appointment for the clinic, he caught something working in the wet garden without a glove on.

My wet garden needs tending to, it's starting to dry up.

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Wet rayray

The act of urinating in your partners anal cavity during anal sex.

Oh man I gave Felicia a wet rayray ,what a mess that made.

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Wet Potato

A game in which 4-10 men enter a locker room and strip naked. The rules are as follows:
1. All men must rub baby oil upon each other until completely soaked.
2. The youngest player starts with a butter-soaked potato.
3. The player with the potato must hold on to the for as long as possible without dropping it.
4. If the potato is dropped, the player who dropped it must bend over to pick it up.
5. The first player to get his penis in the dropper's anus gets to hold the potato.
7. If the potato is picked up, one point is scored.
8. First person to get 8 points wins.

"Hey man, the guys and I are going to the gym to play Wet Potato, you want in?"

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Wet bussy

When your give someone a wet willy with period blood

I heard alyssa gave james a wet bussy while he was falling asleep.

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Wet Vac

Verb: to Wet Vac someone, to be Wet Vac'd.

A sexual act where one utilizes a straw to suck-up the juices secreted from the vagina; like a wet vac sucks up moisture from a carpet.

Dude, that chick was so sloppy I had to Wet Vac that bitch.

OR

Last night my girl was so wet I couldn't eat her out, so I Wet Vac'd her instead.

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wet dreams

n. Sarcastic name for any garish, expensive, unneeded water features added to your home to cause endless plumbing trouble while adding a taint of both relaxing arty decoration and carcinogenic black mould.

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Dude! Haven't seen you at the skate park lately. What up?

Been having trouble with my wet dreams again. You got any extra towels I could borrow?

Whoa. Respect.

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