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This is what happens when you think its gonna be a Bon Jovi Friday (see Urban Dictionary Bon Jovi Friday) but realize that you in fact have to work the next day.
Not nearly as cool as a Bon Jovi Friday, the Justin Beiber Friday is pretty lame and disappointing...kind of like falling face first down a flight of stairs and landing in dog poo.
DUDE its Bon Jovi Friday BIOTCHES!!!
No stupid boss is making me work tomorrow so I guess this is a Justin Beiber Friday for me FML!
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Devil worships that brought Gay-Armageddon messenger in the form of their son. In some literature you can find them with the title of puppeteer. They hate metal and death metal, which puts their nature to a question. It is easy to recognize them, they wear silk pants of pink color and black leather hats. The best way to fight them is to throw a grenade or holy water into their mouth. Do not attempt to get close to them as messenger will be summoned and you’ll be sealed to the dimension where you’ll be watching his and Bjork videos 24/7.
Police office Jack: Hey, you 2 pull over! Hello Mr. Bieber (Justin Bieber parents), show me some ID. You birthdate says 66.66.66... get out of the vehicle!!! Now!!! Who is touching me? No!!! Justin bieber, Boby (partner) run!!! Tell my wife I loved her!!!
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It's a syndrome where little girls vigorously defend fellow "singer" Justin Bieber and say that he is "the best musician in the world". Along with that claim, most Bieber fans hate rock and metal music, and say that rock 'n roll/metal is music for "devil worshipers".
Most Justin Bieber fans also like: The Jonas Brothers, Naked Brothers Band, Tokio Hotel, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Soulja Boy, just to name a few other untalented "musicians".
Justin Bieber fan: OMG JUSTIN IS NO EFFIN HOT I SO WANNA MEET HIM N GIT HIZ AUTAGRAFFFFFFF
Me: You have the Justin Bieber Syndrome...
Justin Bieber fan: NO I DONT!! I JUST GOT MILLIONS OF PICS OF HIM IN MY ROOM AND I HAVE ALL HIS SONGS ON MY IPOD!!!
Me: Precisely.
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A person who does not know what real music tastes like.
There's a number of people who clicked "Dislike" on the Beatle's "Let It Be" video on Youtube. Those people are Justin Bieber Fans.
A person whose iPod is full of Bieber's songs is a Justin Bieber fan, and yes, he/she does not know what real music tastes like.
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Justin is an inspirational 17 year old boy. He doesn't sing songs ONLY about girls and love! He also sings songs about things that actually matter in this world, for example, the song 'Pray'. Other examples of songs that aren't about girls are
'Down to Earth'
'Born to be Somebody'
'Momma's Boy'
His fans are teenage girls between the ages 12 - 17, and there a few male fans too that are inspired by Justin Bieber's work and aim to be just like him one day.
WE LOVE JUSTIN DREW BIEBER
'I close my eyes, and I can see a better day. I close my eyes, and pray'
figure 1: I love this song so much, Justin Drew Bieber is such an inspirational person'
figure 2: I know! I love him so much and I love what he is doing for this world'
<3 <3 <3 <3 Justin Drew Bieber <3 <3 <3 <3
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A faggot who dates guys but claims that they are girls.
Fuck foo I caught him pulling a justin medrano foo
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Justin Bieber was born in Canada on March 1st, 1994. He was first discovered at 13 years old by his current manager Scooter Braun. He is a singer, songwriter, and can play many instruments. Justin was married to Hailey Baldwin on September 13, 2018. Justin Bieber is not only handsome but a greasy put singer, dancer and husband.
Friend: Who’s Justin Bieber?
Me: The greatest and most talented person on earth!
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