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David Stern

David Stern is the horrendous commissioner of the NBA. He allows referees to blatantly change the outcome of certain NBA games, most commonly playoff games and ALWAYS calls them "mistakes". The worst case happened in 2002 when the Lakers won Game 6 of the Western Conference Finals against the Kings because the refs gave the Lakers many free throw opportunities in the 4th quarter. All of the calls were against the Kings, and were not even fouls. This threw away the chances of seeing a Nets v. Kings Finals series in 2002. If you don't believe this, Google "the worst tragedy in sports".

When you really need him, Stern is going to make constant horrible decisions. In the NBA draft, the commissioner calls out the names of every player that is going to be selected in the 1st round. When he got to the podium on 6/24/10, the fans in Madison Square Garden booed him. Some good commissioner, eh? Stern cares only about money and ruining NBA teams and breaking the hearts of millions of fans.

David Stern fan: the lakers kings game wasnt fixed man you just a stupid hater who cant appreciate that the nba is the greatest sport ever!!!
Me: ...I ain't even gonna reply, but I have to, since you're such an idiot...watch the game and you'll see that it was fixed.
Stern fan: i aint gotta watch nothin to believe anythin foo!
Me -_-

by JustinBiebersucks June 25, 2010

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Furry

There are numerous definitions to describe a furry:

-Someone who finds the idea of anthropomorphic (human-like) animals, in art, fiction, cartoons, costume, or other media, to be an appealing one.

-A mentally deranged "human being" who thinks that dressing up in animal costumes and fingering their dog is a "normal" thing that other people have to appreciate.
-The most hated, not to mention strangest, sub-division in the geek world.

-Furry also means "covered in fur" or "an anthropomorphic animal"
-The most commonly trolled target
-Most furries upload disturbing videos of their sick drawings, mostly "human-like" wolves fucking other "human-like" wolves.
-They'll probably also upload videos of them showing their passion towards other internet users.

In general, furries are sick people who have twisted minds due to both bad parenting and interests in fucking animals.

furfag (furry fag): man im dressing up like a wolf i am dangerous SO BACK OFF hehehehehe
Me: Uh..go get your brain checked. It's obvious you're too mentally insane to be out on the streets.
furfag: wanna cyber?
Me: WTF?! GTFO!

by JustinBiebersucks July 3, 2010

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Justin Bieber Syndrome

It's a syndrome where little girls vigorously defend fellow "singer" Justin Bieber and say that he is "the best musician in the world". Along with that claim, most Bieber fans hate rock and metal music, and say that rock 'n roll/metal is music for "devil worshipers".

Most Justin Bieber fans also like: The Jonas Brothers, Naked Brothers Band, Tokio Hotel, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Soulja Boy, just to name a few other untalented "musicians".

Justin Bieber fan: OMG JUSTIN IS NO EFFIN HOT I SO WANNA MEET HIM N GIT HIZ AUTAGRAFFFFFFF
Me: You have the Justin Bieber Syndrome...
Justin Bieber fan: NO I DONT!! I JUST GOT MILLIONS OF PICS OF HIM IN MY ROOM AND I HAVE ALL HIS SONGS ON MY IPOD!!!
Me: Precisely.

by JustinBiebersucks June 17, 2010

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Manscaping

"I have no idea what this is."

- Jonathan Goldsmith

Even the legend himself has no idea what manscaping is.

by JustinBiebersucks June 30, 2010

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Manscaping

"I have no idea what this is"
- Jonathan Goldsmith

Even the legend himself has no idea what "manscaping" is.

by JustinBiebersucks July 4, 2010

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