Taking a mean shit in her pussy.
Baby open them meat curtains so you can receive your Alabama hot Pocket!
Don't search this up you butthole bung
"I fell asleep eating an Alabama hot pocket" they dare me to search this up bung them
When a dump is so sticky and large that it slides down the side of the toilet bowl so slow and long enough for you to see after finishing that you witness it's movement before flushing.
"Dude get in here and check out this Alabama Penguin Slider I just dropped while it's still going!"
When a girl is giving you a blumpkin and the guy has explosive Diarrhea. The girl knows it’s happening but doesn’t want to stop with the blowjob, however, the diarea smells so bad it makes her gag, which then leads to her puking with the dick in her mouth. As she is getting, she is making a half cough sound with a gag noise, a sort of “cackle”
“Hey bro Sarah was over last night and she did the Alabama cackle. It was righteous bro!”
The act of tying a Hispanic person to the back of a Chevrolet C10 pickup truck and driving off.
"My cousin Hector was the victim of an Alabama Piñata."
"My baby mama's daughter's birthday was the other day, we had ourselves an Alabama Piñata"
When you and your sister are fuckin in the garage and she decides to take a giant hit off of a vape and blow the cloud through your dick hole, like when you were a little kid in the second grade at lunchtime and you would blow through your straw and Into your chocolate milk to make a bunch of bubbles, it's kinda like that.
yo babe, those Alabama Vicegrips last night really hurt, I think I need to go to the doctor
when you open the asshole and you take a turd right in the middle and have anal sex with the girl after that.
Last night I made a great Alabama HOT pan with Tiffany...