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The Shop That Eats Its Competitors For Breakfast.
The shop that's in its own class
Woman 1: "Hey have u guys checked out The Canadian Cart? "
Woman 98: " You mean The Shop Thats been given its competitors a run for their money? Of Course I have!"
When you grind Denim on denim.. cause that’s mad static yo
Yo me and my girl Canadian powerhoused till my dick was raw.
When a man spreads a vagina lips fills it with a bagel spread of there choosing, then closing it back up. This then followed by the drinking of the spread flavored piss.
Hey man last night i got one hell of a Canadian bagel.
really, what flavor?
Cream cheese my favorite.
One who is Gay, and a Canadian Jew at the same time.
Hey! Look over there, its a Gay Canadian Jew!
"A canadian oven is a guy who jacks off in kleenex, socks, toilet paper and his pants. It has been reported that he has been doing this since 7 years old."
I have a friend who is a little canadian oven
Two men pull their foreskin back and put the tips of their penises together then proceeds to pull the foreskin over each other's penis heads overlapping foreskins. Also known as docking
Dallin and I had a Canadian sweater for our anniversary.
The art of performing a Canadian Myst. Is giving yourself a maple syrup enema and then proceeding to crop dust it onto someone's face.
She surprised him with a Canadian Myst while 69'ing with him last night.