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means to be so high and/or blowed that when youre around your hot lover you can get a boner, but theres no stimulation so...pretty much your dick is lazy, its a boner but just is half-assed.
"haha, look at your dick, its a half boner"
"no, im so blowed man, i got blowed dick"
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When a guy has a very very unpleasant dick smell. When you can smell his penis through his underwear and pants when your at his chest. Its like he’s never washed his genitals ever.
That man had a stank dick.
You know Ben? My ex? Yeah he had a super gross stank dick.
His stank dick made me want to throw up.
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The Vice President under George W. Bush who every day exhibits blatant deception, betrayal of the American people, dealings with American enemies whenever it benefits him, stealing money from poor people to make himself wealthier, and a love of shooting old men in the face after mistaking them for small birds.
See: Lucifer
"If you love stealing from poor people, well you must be Dick Cheney"
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Male Lingo Reference to someone (male or female) whose appearance generally suggests that he/she possess exceptional skills at pleasuring a dick
"Man, I know she seemed nerdy in class, but let me tell you bro, that girl can take a dick."
"Did you see that girl behind the counter?"
"Yeah, and I bet she can take a dick."
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A phrase used in an argument, directing the listener to accept a male genitalia orally. Usually ends arguments and begins fights.
Random driver: <i>"You know what mother fucker, eat a dick man I'm tired of this..."</i>
Tom: *Missile drop kicks man in chest*
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Someone with low self esteem.
He is community dick because he has low self esteem, he sleeps with multiple women to validate himself.
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The smell of someone's breath or tongue after they sucked on the penis.
Sarah really had some penis breath after sucking John's penis.
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