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When mature university students get extremely intoxicated with the help of coolers and a mickey in matter of 30 minutes
Sam and her girlfriends were grade 11 drunk last night
The placing of phone calls under extreme intoxication, usually alcohol. Calls are usually made to ex-girlfriends and intended to illicit sexual favors or the re-connection of a relationship.
I can't believe I had Drunk Dialing Syndrome last night and phoned Gia.
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When someone gets excessively drunk at an inappropriate time, disregards social norms, indulges every whim, ignores the consequences of his/her actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.
David got out of a D.W.I. the other night even though he was Tucker-Max Drunk... I wish i were that lucky
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The act of hanging around beach tourist areas waiting for drunk cougars to emerge from bars. Once they emerge from thier drunken dens of cub hunting, you shove them to the ground, laugh and run away.
My lesbian friend and I witnessed a nasty Drunk Cougar Tipping in Ocean City.
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1) The act of becoming too inebriated to physically perform any tasks. 2) Not being able to perform sexually for reasons of being too inebriated.
Damn Billy was too drunk to func last night, I can't believe he tried to make that pizza.
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When a girl who's BAC level reaches too high, she becomes unstable. This may result in a serious of furious attacks of unknown reason. The motions of the attack are generally misguided flailing of hands in the air and occasional kicking. This is known as Drunk Girl Karate.
Guy1: Dude, Kritstin got so drunk last night, she attacked John for no reason!
Guy2: Totally whipped out some drunk girl karate on his ass.
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To be so inebriated that one thinks that they are acclaimed British actor Michael Caine. Symptoms include bad cockney accents, claiming to have blown the bloody doors off and misquoting Michael Caine.
Jacob was Michael Caine drunk at the party last night. The likeness was unCainey.
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