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The phenomenon of quickly gaining 15 lbs. by going to too many facebook-related events. Much like "the Freshman 15" for college.
It's fun reconnecting with friends but my clothes don't fit ever since I gained the facebook 15!
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A cellphone application that should be called "walk and stalk"
My stalker friend uses Facebook Mobile to spy on a bunch of girls...perv
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- a person that shows up everywhere on facebook via threads and/or makes a comment on everything.
- someone that posts inappropriate comments & pictures. (facebook *"felony")
- someone that talks non-stop about facebook in real life.
- someone that clicks "like" on every post.
- someone that always starts up chats when your chat is "online"
- someone that has nothing better to do than stay on facebook
- an aunt, uncle, grandparent, old weird schoolmate, etc. that stays in yours & everyone else's business on facebook.
** also, any act by a facebook felon is a facebook felony. Tho a facebook felony is not always committed by a facebook felon. Sometimes a facebook felony is a normal person that made an inappropriate choice.
"I was going to post that picture, but i knew Betsy would have commented immediately and no one would have said anything after that.. she's a total facebook felon."
"I was going to talk to Juan, but he was with Betsy and you know that facebook felon was chatting up about every facebook post ever! I wish she could just enjoy the party so we could too."
jane: "go online with your chats so we can talk at work!"
john: "i would, but i always get hit up by Betsy and she talks forever and gets mad when i don't immediately respond, so it's just not worth it."
jane: "ugh, i know, she's definitley the facebook felon of the year with all that mess."
"I'm done with Betsy. She committed the ultimate facebook felony by posting all her pictures from Steve's jello party. I wish you could go to jail for being a facebook felon."
"Marie is no facebook felon, but she definitely gets a facebook felony charge for those comments about child pornography on Ali's baby pictures."
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The act of changing your profile picture to confuse your friends.
This picture must:
1. Never have your face featured
2. Leave your friends so confused, that they think of a) Killing themselves; or b) Quiting Facebook
If you notice a sudden loss of friends, and/or an increase in suicide parties in your area, your mission is accomplished.
John: "I feel like creating Facebook Befuddlement today."
Greg: "Please don't, John, I've lost half of my family due to these befuddlements!"
John: tl;dl
John: *ATTENTION: CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE TO A CARTOON CHARACTER.... and, uh... Stop child abuse... and yeah.*
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Having talked to someone on facebook chat
She facebook chatted that hot guy Evan last night and casually brought it up in conversation to her friends.
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A person who is so frustrated in his/her real life starts to assume different personality on Facebook. The purpose of doing this is multifaceted: to get wrong sense of self-esteem, to bluff that he/she still matters, to gain attention, to stay connected with friends who otherwise would not be befriended, etc. The facebook star is usually shy and aloof in public, not eloquent, but photographs well, likes to observe people. The person constantly thinks about what he/she would write on the wall or which photo to put during the day. Facebook start may or may not have a lot of friends on the list, but once the popularity goes down, he/she gets stressed. Any attention, be it negative or positive is good enough for him/her.
He lost a job and turned into a facebook star all of a sudden.
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When one is facebook "creeping" or "trolling" through another's profile and begins to view other profiles at random until they end up on a profile with no idea how they got there.
"Man I was looking at John's new bitch on facebook and she had some hot friends I was checking out...before I knew it I was looking at a Japanese man from Australia...fucking Facebook Inception man!"
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