Mike's Hard Lemonade

When a dude who goes by the name of "Mike" stands in front of a chick, proceeds to secretly make his penis hard, and then secretly angles it upwards and pisses directly into her unsuspecting face and mouth.

Mike: Hey baby girl, you like Mike's Hard Lemonade?
Chick: Oh yes I do.
Mike: Okay here I'll give you some.
*Mike then blasts her in the face*

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Fuck me hard

A woman wanting a man to thrust and cum inside of her

F- Fuck me hard baby Ooh- fuck me hard yeah just like that.

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hard flex

a well rolled joint or blunt

damn did u roll that ? that's a hard flex no lie.

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WINNING HARD

Boozing all you can with the mase doctor in Charleston,SC being a 'MERICAN.

Drinking party sodas non stop for 48 hours while simultaneously being 'MERCICAN and WINNING HARD.

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rattle me hard

a saying that is used to express one's pissed off state.

Ben: "Did you hear that we have a test today?"

Joe: "Fuck. Rattle me hard..."

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hard wood floor

What I've got going on down there

I've got a hrd wood floor in my pants.

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Hard Boiled Bitch

When you abduct a women and lock her in a hot tub. After two weeks her skin will be very tender. that is when you turn on the jets on the hot tub. then you shave your pubs off and glue them all over her. then take her to the park and try and sell her as sasquatch. Fuck her at some point.

I totally made 7000 dollars off that hard boiled bitch I sold last week.

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