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To drink half a lager, and somehow manage to get completely refreshed.
Be rat arsed on ginger.
Excuse to leave a club early and get shagged senseless by the bouncer, whos ripped out of his tits on steroids.
Guy 1. Fuck me, check Mc-he's chattin up Emma already! Must be steamin'...
Cynic.Is he balls! He only had a half cup of Babysham!
Guy 1.Either he's bullshittin' or he's got a threshold like a UN debate.
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instructions unclear, put the computer in the CD
whoops you have to put the cd in your computer
What you say to your friend when you are secretly in love with them.
Eddie: “You can have my back any day”
Buck: “or, you know, you can have mine”
ITS NOT GAY IF YOU HAVE YOUR SOCKS ON
DEATH TO ISRAEL
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How many cigarettes have you got, lad?
How many cigarettes have you got, lad?
*smashes head against a door*
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ay brother how many dead niggas do 201 have
how much
alot 😂
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An accusation towards someone who is suspected of interfering in your business in a secretive or deceitful manner.
You think your friend might be seeing your girlfriend and say "Have you been putting butter in my honey?" OR: You suspect that someone has been talking about you behind your back. OR: You think someone used a dirty butter knife in your honey jar.
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