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When accessing a voice mail phone answering system, one becomes lost, going down the wrong path or getting stuck in a loop, unable to get pertinent information or leave a message with the appropriate party.
I called MegaCorp's 1-800 number. What good is a free phone call if I get lost in voice mail hell?
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A word often used when cut off in traffic or shocked into a state where once would usually say "oh shit". Also a contradiction in terms.
Car: Swerves
You: Holy Hell on Wheels!
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Moped From Hell- noun: A vehicle summoned forth from the ethereal plain of existence known to many as hell that is ridden exclusively by DaLeGoPimP.
ex: The moped from hell just ran over that school bus full of infants,moments later, dragons flew out of the charred remains of the children.
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Noun
1. A quality of sexual attraction to someone despite their behavior being categorized as catty, arrogant, rude, mischievous, or in some other way malicious.
2. An object of usually sexual desire that is too emotionally compromising to interact with.
Paul: "Dude, your ex is hell-fire."
Mike: "It's her legs that get me."
Paul: "Damn straight."
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The name for an atomic weapon that uses the smallest amount of fesile material and have a " low energy yield" but the words " low energy yield" belong in quotation marks. The blast of a hell box would be several kilotons with a fireball of several million degrees. It would from a mushroom cloud like all such weapons with radioactive fallout. And anyone close by would be completly vaporized.
The advantage of a hell box is that it is small enough to fit in a briefcase, car ect. and can even be used above ground level by being placed in a stinger missle ect.
Few people know about the invention of the Hell box.
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An African American stripper specializing in moisture-positive strip teases.
1: Brad, what's all over your shirt?
2: Oh, you know, I got hit by the Wet Brown Hell last night.
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The first day of classes at a college when all the freshmen don't know where the hell anything is.
It's where the hell is it day again.
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