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Home Run Club

the list of individuals that you would want to or already have had an orgy with.

Kevin: Now I definitely want Charlie Sheen to be in my Home Run Club!

by Shawn too cool March 22, 2011


I’m going home

phrase by longbeachgriffy

Teacher: Where are you going? Young man, where-
Longbeachgriffy: I’m going home!
Teacher: SIT DOWN!!!! SIIIT NOOOWWW!!! SIDDDOWN!!!

by wubbableseiebe July 23, 2022


stay home to the mickey

mickey

we stay home to the mickey

by sareta September 22, 2017


home design (the account)

This is somehow becoming a fandom full of galvanized square steel and eco Friendly wood veneer.

"We should cover the galvanized square steel with eco Friendly wood veneer. I love using a specific type of steel and a specific type of wood veneer to expand my home! Thanks to home design (the account)!"

by Stars made of galvanized steel June 3, 2024


Jerk from Home

When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.

Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I took a 'jerk from home' day and I am totally exhausted.

by Ronny Vegas March 1, 2018


welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk

Yes, this is a word. It's another name for the houseleek.

"Why is there a welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk on your roof?"
"What?"

by CToad7 ALT March 14, 2023


taking mandy home for christmas

When you snort a fat line of mandanzzle (referring to the car journey en route home on Christmas day, accompanied by Mandy)
When you drive through the snow it disappears (Like your nose whiffing the magic)

MANDY=MD-MA

Person 1: You got Mandy

Person 2: No i have to go pick her up and take her home for Christmas, fancy joining me?

Other example: Person 1 : You want Mandy
Person 2: yes please, lets take her home for Christmas

Person 1: what you up too mate
Person2: taking mandy home for christmas

by TkMhFc July 24, 2017