Kick In The Pants

Usually a replacement to a "good job well done". Not derogatory, but not as satisfying as a bonus check, or even a bit of recognition

I thought I was going to get a bonus for my hard work, but all I got was a "kick in the pants"

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Sloppy Pants

Pants you wear for the sloppy dance.

I was doing the sloppy dance wearing my sloppy pants.

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smiley pants

what happens to troolin when he see/hears/things about Avril Lavinge

Avril Lavinge causes smiley pants

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white pants

Someone who changes just because they have a new girlfriend.

They change their screen saver from Cheryl Tweedy to their new girlfriend.

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pant biscuit

When you try to force a fart and get a surprise. A little crapnugget.

*grunts* Aw, crap! I just pinched off a pant biscuit!

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baggy pants

a discovered second moon

two of joe hootens faces next to each other

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Magic Pants

Pants That Can Count ANYTHING.

Books.
Money.
Pubic Hair.

Last Night My Magic Pants Counted My Pubics.
I Got 90008765298
Lulllz.

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