shit off

an alternative way of politely asking someone to fuck off. it is more funny to use in conversation as not many people say it.

"mum can i have some money to pay for anal sex after school?" mum replies "shit off!"

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Bdubs Shit

After attending Buffalo Wild Wings on a thursday night with 50 cent wings, when you get home 30 min later it hits you. The Smelliest Most disgusting shit you will ever take in your entire life. Poop spraying out of your asshole as if you are painting the toilet. The Infamous Bdubs Shit

Frank says "andy im gonna have to use your bathroom i cant make it home its the bdubs shit"

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Stupid Shit

/ˈst(y)o͞opid/ (sht)
Anything that can be described as incredibly pointless.

Yo dawg, you see jebediah stick that candle in his dick last night? Ya man, that was sum stupid shit.

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Shit Up

When your keyboard autocorrects shut up to shit up.

(Texting) Person 1: "Hey dude why don't you shit up?"
Person 2: "Don't you mean shut up?"
Person 1: "SHIT UP!"

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shit or bust

All or nothing. Forced into a decision

There were 5 of 'em, and were gonna twat me, I knew it was shit or bust so I went raggo on the fuckers, and managed to get away.

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ethics and shit

(n.) a concise summary of the details of any college discussion/ question/ debate relating to ethics.

Guy 1- "What happened in class yesterday, bro?"
Guy 2- "The prof talked about ethics and shit."

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piss shit

When excrement takes on a liquid form and is violently sprayed from the rectum.

"Man, I just did a piss shit"

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