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Masturbating; just with an exotic name that makes you sound like a dick.
Flab: Hey, where's Jiggy?
Cheese: Probably hang gliding over Russia.
Flab: Good call, you douchebag.
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signifies that something will never, ever happen.
1: so when will the Bengals win the Super Bowl?
2: when hell freezes over, that's when.
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what people do when they are afraid of actually speaking to people and expressing how they feel honestly.
ye.
She had us break up over text . Why didn't she at least call. :P
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OTS is a curse or disease that allows the sufferer to endlessly ponder, reflect, worry and hold an inner dialogue/self-debate about all things in life!
I have a penchant for OTS = Over Thinking Shit. Sometimes it's an asset, sometimes it's a liability ...
A jock strap. Used as a counter to "over the shoulder boulder holder" for women.
"Jim was getting ready to run in a marathon so he put on his over the butt nut hut to keep his balls from being mashed".
Another word for "Handjob"
"Hey dave, how was your date with Chrissy?"
"Oh, it was great man, she gave me an Over the pants hand dance!"
forever(use caution with hell)
We will probably have to wait till hell freezes over to explore another galaxy.
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