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On the 15th June you must kiss any guy you know called Jake
Oh Jake I need to kiss you because it’s kiss a Jake day
3 best friends Palesa,Skye,lily💕🤍😎🤳🖤🐒🤠🤑
gabby jake and lily are having a 3sum
White boy jake is a fagot who no one likes. They are not to be trusted and have issues getting along with others. They like to whistle at other dudes while wearing some colorful shoes. He gets rejected by every girl at his school or job.
Ayy white boy jake tried to whistle at me in the hall, but i started running cause i was scared.
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Where upon a tounge contacts the anus and one let's forth a furiously spicy blast of buttwind thus causing the recipient to convulsively projectile vomit.
Last night I had this broad tossin my salad and I gave her a Rusty Jake Brake.
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Jake took 2 hits of acid.
He started to feel good, so he decided to take 2 more.
Someone said 4 hits in shock and he interpretted it as take 4 more.
So he took 4 more.
Here is his legend.
People were playing ps3 when Jake suddenly threw his snapple bottle,which he had named "sunny", to the ground. Someone attempted to pick it up and Jake stopped him saying "NO! he knows why he's there".
Jake wanted to go to the grocery store to get food, but no one else would go. This kid from Kentucky helped Jake to the store even though he didn't know where he was going. While Jake was walking through the parking lot, he saw the concrete as a giant checkerboard. Each square on the checkerboard changed colors when he stepped on it.
Jake was in the back yard, he saw turtles and said "hey turtles what are you guys doing", they said "oh we're dining...we're dining in." he said "ok cool". He picked a plant out of the ground and put it in a bucket of water and it started growing in his hand.
Jake was in the bathroom and saw a girl's hair on the floor and thought it was snakes and thought they were all over him so he got in the shower.
"Hey look everybody, it's eight hits jake!"
"Hey eight hits, whats up?"
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a legend!
has a large obsession with doing the windmill with his penis, often in public places and to strangers.
Likes to laugh at stupid things such has teeeeeth and nooose.
favorite phrase is "giz a gobble"
AND LOVES SEX!!
jake 'pieman' power rovers legend jizz gobble
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Jake Paul: A popular YouTuber that formed a group 'on his own' called Team 10. Currently living in a huge mansion with friends and the team. Brother Logan Paul, also a YouTuber.
Callum: hey did you hear about Jake Paul
Bob: ye
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