Can I get a rip in the chat

Used when someone has taken an L.

Requis- “Ah titties I just got skull fucked by a swarm of seagulls.”
Me-“Can I get a rip in the chat”

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i can t hear broke

u dont want to talk , or listen to someone who doesn t have what u have .

most of the time said to ppl who have wired headphones & not airpods

aniya ( w/ wired apple headphones : hey girl
me ( w/ airpods in ) : sorry , i can t hear u . my bad i can t hear broke

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How fast can you blast

Were you play loud music at 100% volume on headphones while your parent is doing chores around the house and try to cum before someone walks in

Hey bro i did a “how fast can you blast” on my dad and i lost

Something's wrong, I can feel it

When you look at scp-001, knowing it causes cardiac arrest followed by death, and your father is in a hospital emergency room for cardiac arrest

Something's wrong, I can feel it. I think my father has died, but I haven't been updated of it yet

Can this day get any worse?

Within the Dhar Mann cinematic YouTube, any character that mentions this or any similar phrase at the end of the video will be cursed with further bad luck for the rest of their life.

James the Waiter: Can this day get any worse?
Charlie from the IRS shows up to discuss about unfiled taxes and tips.
James the Waiter: *Screams*

- Quote from “WAITER WON’T SERVE Poor Looking Man”

Can we smash 1000 likes?

An unoriginal youtuber that needs revenue.

You: Good video.
Youtuber: CAN WE SMASH 1000 LIKES?
You: Nevermind.

The ATF Can Suck My Dick

This is just for the mug

Chad: Hey Kyle did you get the "The ATF Can Suck My Dick" mug?
Kyle: Fuck ya i got that mug!

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