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From massive amounts of anal sex, sphincter muscle becomes so loose that ones shit falls out staining ones socks.
Bruce was speed-walking in the park Monday morning after a long weekend in Palm Springs, when he suffered o ring blowout. His butt hole opened the size of a fist, and a turd fell out staining his left sock.
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The most overpowered thing that appears in games, and real life that will pwn things in fights, I'm not kidding it hits harder than a punch for Saitama.
1: TAKE THIS! THE S L A P O F D O O M !
2: Don't make me use the S L A P O F D O O M.
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Plata o plomo is a Colombian Spanish slang phrase that translates to “silver or lead.” A person saying the phrase is telling the listener to either accept a bribe (plata, meaning “silver,” a common slang term for money in Colombia) or lose their life (plomo, a metonym for “lead bullet”).
Oye! Plata o plomo pandejo.
"Listen here sucker, play along or its lights out".
Silver or lead: money or a bullet.
Or, in the words of the Godfather: “I’m going to make you an offer you can’t refuse
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Any Halloween that does not fall on a Friday or Saturday, thus seriously compromising enjoyment and/or participation by those with work, school or other non-weekend time demands.
On a Monday! Really! OK, that was the worst Lame-O-Ween I can remember....the killer fake clowns didn't even show up!
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When a Police Car is used as a prop or scarecrow to dissuade crime
Target opened a new store in the ghetto and had so many robberies they had to put a Five-O Crow in the parking lot.
Some old bitch who is really retarded and looks like a chicken fucking tender giving us unrelated work
Me sits down and opens book
Ms o grady what do you think your doing
a severe douche, a mega douchebag, one who has reached the pinnacle of douchedom, a simpleton with issues.
Tim you are annoying the fuck out of me you fawking douche-o-potamus. Buyaa!!!
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