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Used to house the most violent criminals in Alcatraz
Yo, my boi just got 30 to life fo a crime he dint commit. Dem pigz sent him to Cell block D.
cock blocking at a level so high, that you cant believe the person that is attempting to prevent you from gettin some play is still trying. so it can only be known as the Olympic level. this person will try to pull out every excuse to prevent you from having a good time, whether boy/girl, even if it means making a bullshit excuse or story to avoid a possible score for you. these people are basically trying to play defense when they are already down by six TD's in the end of the fourth and you are guaranteed the trophy and all that shit.
the party is coming to an end and Im vibin' really good with this one chick. but some asshole is tryna get in the way of my score with this chick and i hurdled all his shit like it was the olympics. he tried to invite other people to stop me from gettin my girl, he jumped into every convo we was tryna have. this dick even tried to critisize some small stuff like the color of my shirt to make me look like a shithead. yo even tried to split a cab with me an my girl but my girl set him straight by saying she was going home with me and thats when everybody at the party knew his ass was tryna cock block at an olympic level,so it could only be described as Olympic Cock blocking.
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A group of friends that only hangout because they live on the same block.
Sam:Oh look it's the House Block Gang
Jim:Ya i hear they're only friends because they live next to eachother.
When a guy is about to cum in his girl and Thanos clicks his fingers and the girl dissapears, leaving the guy to cum into empty space.
Did you hear Mike got Thanos cock blocked, she disappeared as he came, only thing left was his cum on her sheets.
When you are about to score with someone and you fuck yourself by saying, "I think we should think about this" or "We are rushing into this too fast" Way to go dumbass!
"I cock blocked myself whenever I said that I needed to know her more, now she is fucking my best friend. Lucky bastard."
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The Corona Virus stopping you dead in your tracts from getting laid.
Bro, I would have gotten laid tonight but the Corona Virus wigged her out and I got a case of the Corona Cock Block.