When your penis gets amputated and your gay partner feels when you get a boner, but you don't.
Yo after timothy and i became blood brothers i started feeling reverse phantom dick.
i lost my dick in the army, and sgt john has been telling me that i need to chill. i think he has reverse phantom dick.
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When you fart in your car with the windows rolled up before paying at a drive-thru window
I farted while I was counting my money in line at a drive-thru window at McDonald's. I had to roll the window down to pay for my meal and BAMM! Reverse Happy Meal!
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when you are laying down on the bed and the lady starts riding your dick like a mechanical bull while she is turned the opposite way of you and you smack her ass.
girl 1: omg i just was in bed i and i gave my bf the greatest reverse cow girl he has ever experienced.
girl 2: whats that?
girl 1: ill text you it later
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Your Wench is giving you a blowjob and your about to cum.... then that sneaky wench takes her mouth off and BAM! Your own cum in your eye! What do you do!? You cover it up and hide your shame with your hand and cry to the heavens! "Yarrrggggg!!!"
"Josh! You totaly just got reverse pirate eyepatched you stupid small cocked bastard!"
OR
"Dude... Sarah just got huge points for reverse pirate eyepatching that stupid cunt"
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Technically, it is a reaction to racism towards non-Caucasian people. It includes economic and political benefits in effort to compensate for past and ongoing social oppression experienced by non-Caucasians.
Such oppression ranges from marginalization to physical abuse to childhood emotional scarring to the gym teacher shouting "DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH" to every Chinese kid he sees. But none of these examples are anywhere near as catastrophic when compared to a reactionary anti-white joke told by a black standup comedian. From this reasoning emerges the term "reverse racism".
With respect to the term itself, "reverse racism" implies that there is backwards logic behind racism against Caucasians, and that it is somehow more deserving of disapproval than just regular racism.
Furthermore, "racism" and "reverse racism" can be interpreted as binary oppositions, where "racism" is the (socially conditioned to be) acceptable state, while "reverse racism" is the unacceptable counterpart.
Reverse racism can also be interpreted as a defense mechanism for "white man's guilt".
"Anyone who points out our race problems is a reverse racist." - the GOP
"Reverse racism hurts my feelings." - racist
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A repulsive individual that you typically encounter at a night club that makes aggressive advances towards unwilling women. As a result, the girls start clinging to you, and leads to a hook up.
Those guidos were so grinding up on every girl at Webster Hall. A cute girl gravitated towards me and we ended up hooking up. Who would have guessed those creeps would have been a reverse cock block.
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A woman that prefers fucking small penis.
Ashley-Did you hear Leo has a girlfriend?
James-Leo? But he has a tiny dick.
Ashley-I know she must be a reverse size queen.
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