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When you evacuate your colon so fast that the intestinal walls slap together and cause pain.
The condition usually occurs after consuming bulk fiber or Pho noodles that act like a sort of turd rebar. The vacuum created by eliminating this exceptionally long and fat fiber dumpling at high speed causes the colon walls to collapse and impact each other.
You: Boss, I have to leave work because I've just had an instance of colon slap.
Boss: Okay, have a craptastic day and cut back on the Pho noodles and bulk fiber.
When shrimp slaps face ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
When the hibachi grill cook tosses you a shrimp but instead you get shrimp slapped :c
1. A slap given to a very rude person by a member of society named Caddy Pattison.
2. A very hard bitch slap, makes boys cry.
3. When a golf caddy puts a brick in a golfing glove and smacks a fellow golfer.
1. David was being a goof, and received a caddy slap. 2. Tiger Woods got a Caddy Slap for cheating on his wife.
Another way of saying "What's up?" or "How's it going?"
Me: Ey bro, what slaps?
Friend: Nothing much, you?
When a guy slap a girl face with their penises
I got banana slapped last night!
slapping another before a fight to see how tough they are
We are going to do slap testing before beating the shit out of one another.
Rasta Slapping is a game in which stoners play, this is a totally random game made up by a group of stoners where the aim of the game is to simply slap another stoner directly on the forehead starting off a whole Rasta Slapping shenanigan between a group of stoners.
So who's going to start off the Rasta Slapping tonight then I wonder?