snake in my boot

A term when a man put a dick in ur butt

Hey ladies my boy friend put a snake in my boot last night it felt so good

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snake sneaky infection

infection of the tip of your penis puss and blue mold and scaring of the fore skin of the penis

sorry sir you got snake sneaky infection

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Indian Snake Job

Named for its simalarities to sucking snake poison out of a bite.

Immediately after giving Anal, putting your mouth around her butt crack and sucking as hard as you can, attempting to suck the semen out.

I gave her an Indian Snake Job and almost threw up.

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California Snake Race

You and your buddy mouth fuck a girl at the same time untill you both cum, when that happens she swallows the vomits it back up... the swallows the vomit again.

bro that we gave that girl the California Snake Race of her life

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snakes on a plane

Meaning: "shit happens, but it was so obvious that this particular shit would have happened that whaddaya gonna do ?" Taken from the upcoming Samuel L. Jackson movie of the same name, and immortalized by screenwriter Josh Friedman on his blog post of Wednesday, August 17, 2005. It is a rhetorical phrase, and entirely unneeded, like "I told you so".

It is "snakes on a plane" that a movie with the title "Snakes on a Plane" would eventually be filmed, and of course that Samuel L. Jackson would play the lead role (a perfect match). Not surprisingly, this film will be a huge box office success.

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snake bite kit

Good ol' Kentucky bourban. When you feel like the snake has bit (tension), you reach for a flask (kit) and take a sip.

Dude #1: Man, the snake's been biting hard today. I need my snake bite kit.

Dude #1 (continued): Reaches for flask, unscrews cap and take a nice swig.

Dude #1 (continued further): Ahhhhhh! Yeah...

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bunghole snake

a creature that dwells within you bunghole from repeated irresponsibility when wiping ones own anus.

that guy is a fuckin bunghole snake.

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