Jeffrey Dahmer Special

A delicious sandwich consisting of head cheese, salami, ham, and any other meat imaginable

Can also be a pizza with extra meat and sauce

I was starving after a night of drinking and buttsex with my girlfriend, so I ordered two pizzas. A plain cheese for her and the Jeffrey Dahmer Special for me.

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after-school special

a period of unemployment, often in the form of funemployment, directly following one's graduation from college

The weeks, months, and eventually years following his graduation were filled with binge drinking and loft parties. Nobody was sure quite how this after-school special would end.

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ben and jerrys special

when you put whipped cream or other ice cream toppings on a penis then have someone lick it off

guy:that ben and jerrys special felt so cold but so gooooood

girl:i know

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Special People Smugglers

Criminals who engage in smuggling Down's Syndrome people on rickety boats into Australia, from Mongolia.

This traffic of special people is caused by Mongolian doctors looking to cure the condition by the application of high voltage to the body. The special people usually find this to be painful so they seek refugee status in Australia.

Arrival on Australian shores results in mandatory detention until they are assessed by immigration officials. Most special people are sent back to Mongolia.

Special People Smugglers were intercepted off the Australian coast. The cargo of special people were put in detention until they were deported back to Mongolia.

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Connell Taylor Special

a very extensive scrape up

Person 1: “Oh no we currently possess no cannabis.”
Person 2: “No worries, I’ll roll a Connell Taylor Special.”

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Changed Special Edition

furry goo game but extended

Guy 1: hey man i just finished changed
Guy 2: dude have you tried out changed special edition?
Guy 1: no
Guy 2: its like 10 times longer than the original game!!
Guy 1: dude where do i get it?
Guy 2: you fucking baboon its in early access and you have to pay money on dragonsnow's patreon

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after dinner special

The act of donkey punching another person, with vomit, while in the act of intercourse.

"I dont know what was in that burrito last night, but I ended up giving that hooker an after dinner special."

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