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can you quack like a duck

a graphic redneck video of a man shaking his junk and preaching about how he wants to fuck a girl in the but while she quacks like a duck

can you quack like a duck,

no man I'm not watching that video

by ammoratto April 13, 2013

45πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Can I get a rip in the chat

Used when someone has taken an L.

Requis- β€œAh titties I just got skull fucked by a swarm of seagulls.”
Me-β€œCan I get a rip in the chat”

by Half eaten bottle of mustard March 13, 2018

23πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


i can t hear broke

u dont want to talk , or listen to someone who doesn t have what u have .

most of the time said to ppl who have wired headphones & not airpods

aniya ( w/ wired apple headphones : hey girl
me ( w/ airpods in ) : sorry , i can t hear u . my bad i can t hear broke

by hekdnfmfbff February 19, 2019

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Can this day get any worse?

Within the Dhar Mann cinematic YouTube, any character that mentions this or any similar phrase at the end of the video will be cursed with further bad luck for the rest of their life.

James the Waiter: Can this day get any worse?
Charlie from the IRS shows up to discuss about unfiled taxes and tips.
James the Waiter: *Screams*

- Quote from β€œWAITER WON’T SERVE Poor Looking Man”

by TheMysteryQuote May 1, 2023


How fast can you blast

Were you play loud music at 100% volume on headphones while your parent is doing chores around the house and try to cum before someone walks in

Hey bro i did a β€œhow fast can you blast” on my dad and i lost

by Joseph Blackman November 19, 2020


personality like a 'can of dog food'

A subjective personality type where the individual looks boring, plain (and even unappealing) on the outside even when they try to put a fun spin on themselves (usually because they try too hard to be likable), then when you crack them open (depending on your personality type) you realize... they are actually a pretty gross on the inside. However there are other people who do like them a LOT for whatever reason (dogs), these individuals tend to flock to them immediately, either in defense of them or to basically eat them up, often offering some of the person's bullshit up to others who usually tell them either, 'I'm good' or 'eww, gross', to which they immediately take offense.

Dude, you should watch the Legend of Korra it is SO amazing.

Nah, Korra has a personality like a 'can of dog food'

Man, f*ck you, bro! Korra is awesome!

by Muttemor May 3, 2021


Can we smash 1000 likes?

An unoriginal youtuber that needs revenue.

You: Good video.
Youtuber: CAN WE SMASH 1000 LIKES?
You: Nevermind.

by hecker heck September 14, 2018