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When someone picks their nose and pulls out a booger, then rolls it around between their thumb and index finger
Yesterday I saw David picking his nose, he pulled a booger out an did a Golden Ibarra.
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Taking a piss on a girls face after ejaculating so much on her mouth it is sealed shut.
That bitch sucked me so hard I decided to give her a California Golden Seal.
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a place where more people kill themselves then any place in the world.
this obviously means san francisco has the largest population of emo kids then any other place in the world
my gf dumped me, let's go to the golden gate bridge.
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The Golden Gate Bridge is a sexual position that involves two men and two women. It requires that the men are both having intercourse with the women in the "doggie style" position, while the women face each other and procede to make out. The key to this position, however, is the element of suprise. At some point during the act, one of the men (who was predetermined before the sexual engagement) gives the signal to the other man. This sign can be a code word, a wink, or something as simple as a head nod. After the signal is given, both males pull out in unison and urinate over the girls backs, while simultaniously thrusting their arms skyward with a great sense of achievement and wonder. The stream of urine arching over the backs of the women is the key to forming the "Golden Gate Bridge." If one or more of the party is not able to achieve a full stream, then the position is compromised.
Last night Mark and I almost pulled off a Golden Gate Bridge with Rebecca and Sarah, but he didn't pull off the stream! What a dick!
Michelle, I can't believe Steve and Robbie Golden Gate Bridged us!!!! Uhhh rude!!
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When a person, usually shy or insecure; sees another person who they think is incredibly attractive, and then can't think straight as a result of seeing the attractive person. After which, the person thinks to him/herself and becomes in disbelief and low self-esteem that they can't ask that person out because they aren't "worthy" to ask out someone so appealing.
This is golden heart syndrome, the act of throwing one self away from potential romance in belief that "they deserve better". Golden heart syndrome also has other side effects, such as refusing to ask someone out because the person they are going to ask might already be spoken for, thus it would be intrusive on that person's relationship.
*Shy dude with Golden Heart Syndrome walks into store and notices one of the ladies there was extremely beautiful that he previously seen there before. *
Beautiful lady: "Hey, welcome to PC shop, what can I help you with?"
Shy dude: "Umm uhhh right, I was uh.. Looking for a... Actually, I think I need to go..."
*Shy dude rushes out the door, sweating and nervous to get fresh air.*
Shy dude: "I don't deserve her. She needs someone better than me."
Pedestrian: "You ok pal? You look all riled up!"
Shy dude: "Oh me? I... I think i'll be ok..."
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Pseudonym for the restaurant chain The Golden Corral, widely known for it's shit inducing buffet fare.
Every time I eat at the Golden Shit Pail, I'm on the shitter the rest of the night.
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A golden pressure pot is when a man is fucking a woman, and instead of cumming inside her, he pisses. Afterwards, the man pulls out, and the woman squirts his piss out everywhere.
John gave Sofie a golden pressure pot and they had to do a load of laundry afterwards.
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