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A patient is brought in to the hospital, who,when you turn them over to get their clothes off them and start treatment, you notice right away thier long history of anal sex.
Man, we got one in through ER last night - what a salad shooter!
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getting your booty hole eaten out it can be gay or straight
damn hope got was getting your salad tossed last night
(her)
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Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Yummy Yummy
Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad!
Let's make some fruit salad today (Uh huh uh)
It's fun to do it the healthy way (Uh huh uh)
Take all the fruit that you want to eat
It's gonna be a fruit salad treat!
Peel your bananas
The second step
Toss in some some grapes
The third step
Chop up some apples
Chop up some melons
And put them on your plate
Now we've made it,It's time to eat it (Uh huh uh)
It tastes so good that you just can't beat it (Uh huh uh)
Give everyone a plate and a spoon
We'll all be eating it very soon!
The first step
Eat up the banana
The second step
Eat up some grapes
The third step
Eat up some apples
Eat the melons
Now there's nothing on your plate
Now we've had our fruit salad today (Uh huh uh)
It's time to put the scraps away (Uh huh uh)
Wash the bowls and wash the spoon
Let's do it all again real soon!
Fruit salad yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Yummy yummy yummy yummy
Fruit salad!
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
There is no way to use this in a sentence but hey its a hell of a song
Fruit salad yummy yummy is a bowl of fruit and salad all mixed into one big bowl then eaten
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A person who is the ruler of the Soviet Union
Oh look, Salad Führer der Sowjetunion is coming to visit us today!
Like the original croall salad only this time its EXTREME. the wedgie goes over his head twice whilst 5 grown men spank him on his cheeks until theyre bright red as well as intense pubic hair plucking. On very very very special occasions the leader of the salad family richard brings his boat out where willy, jimmy and richard get EXTREME three way saladed on the front of mickeys steam boat.
PLEASE KING IM BEGGING YOU DONT GIVE ME AN EXTREME JIMMY CROALL SALAD
Step 1. Force lettuce tomatoes and croutons in to rectum of a Cock (male chicken)
Step 2. Forcefully shove the chicken starting at the head into the anal cavity of a small anorexic dog
Step 3. Orally fuck the left nasal cavity of the dog while simultaneously eating the salad out of the chicken’s ass
Yo you should come over to our house for dinner tonight, we’re having Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich
It's actually exactly what it sounds like. A tuna salad sandwich on dark bread.
Can't wait to get one of those tuna salad on sweet dark sammiches today for lunch.