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To rain.
It's about to turd float outside like a mother fucker!!
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When in a public restroom, taking a dump, someone startling the one taking the dump. This has various results.
Man, I was almost finished when that Turd Taker came in.
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To take a turd in an outdoors yet urban environment ie. housing estate, alleyway, school yard etc
"did you hear, henry took an urban turd on the door"
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something or someone who displays turd-like quialities and features
'Ben you're looking turd-alicious today'
'I just rubbed a turd on my forehead'
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The worst job ever. It's when a man or woman has to sweep turds with a dust pan.
Bill: Sally has to sweep up turds, cause she's a turd duster.
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1) When your cat coughs up such a giant hair ball that it looks like your dog took a dump. Made even more disgusting when they do it in their food bowl with a couple blades of grass sticking out of it.
Hey Honey, one of the cats coughed up such a huge hair turd that I thought our Labrador took a crap.
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(TURD TRANSPLANT)
A Turd transplant is where two people decide to take a Shit. Then they freeze the turds and label who's turd is who's. After the turds are good and solid they lube up their own anus and insert the other person's turd into their own ass. Then they hold it until the turd is ready to be evacuated. They attempt to shit the others turd while the other one lays under his ass and masterbates. TURD TRANSPLANT
Captain Clitoris decided to do a turd transplant with his dog.
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