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A meal that isn't even good or it's dull and boring.
1: What do you have?
2: Salad
1: Damn. That's a pretty shit meal.
1. “Well I’ll be damned”
2. “Damn”
Her: “did you hear that Brad Pitt was abducted by aliens last weekend?”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”
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You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”
When you see something that blows your mind
Someone:I just won a a championship
Protagonist:Well shit on a biscuit that's f****** great my friend
When your wild-eyed cat starts going insane, tear-assing around the house because he has to take a dump. After about ten minutes of this, he will then run towards the litter box, and come back into the room all calm and serene.
"Hah!! Peter Fucking Steele has the shit crazies! Looks like the little guy has a growler at the back door!"
Constipation so bad that it gives you a headache and you see stars. Symptoms include a throbbing headache, light-headedness, sweating, heavy breathing, gut pains and solid shite.
"I'm seeing stars...I feel faint...my head hurts..." - A victim of a Shit Migraine
Freeloading off your parents money to buy gasoline + drive while living in their basement + talkin smack on the internet
You guys avoided rent again this year.....and your 29......King Shit!!
One the the best forms used by Savage AF Men when they are trying to snag one of the most INCREDIBLY SEXY and AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL CREATURES left in this world alive...
(..Desirable goddess just replied to his comment on a popular social media platform ..)
JUSTIN aka Savage AF guy: shit bird!! Will you marry me?
GORGEOUS GODDESS: Yes, of course!!...but did you call me a shit bird?