A regular latte but instead of creamer you use your man ranch
That customer really pissed me off, I'm gonna give her a Hidden Valley Latte
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Coffee mixed with a packet of hot chocolate.
This office has packets of Swiss Miss next to the coffee machine. Time for a ghetto mocha latte!
When a girl has diarrhea so she does a headstand and lets it sit on top of her anus. The guy will then shoot his load into the dark creamy liquid and tries to make a design.
Bob: hey Jim howโs the coffee business going?
Jim: I decided to bring it into the bedroom with Stacy and we did Anal Latte Art last night
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Someone who mixes regular brewed coffee with a flavored coffee (french vanilla,toffee,etc) mostly done with gas station nasty powder coffee. Also a flavor vodka can be added instead of a flavor syrup like real coffee
I mixed me some coffee with French vanilla starbucks is too expensive so I wanted a white trash latte'.
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The best thing ever. Like a chai tea, except it has that foamed latte stuff on top.
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Sucking an Asian girl's nipple for fifteen minutes or more.
Dude I sucked her nipple for fifteen minutes; Wait was she asian?; Yeah...; Dude, soy sauce latte!
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Blumpkin spiced latte; n. When one partner drinks a spiced latte and then proceeds to have a bowel movement in the bathroom of a Starbucks whilst receiving a hummer.
Charley received a blumpkin spiced latte on a cold November day.
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