standing 69

This should only be attempted with an experienced or just gifted female. Basically the chick gets on her bed in a yoga position and the man approaches her spread legs and grabs her around her lower back while pulling her off the bed. The chick then positions herself in the target zone and goes to town. The man needs to lock his elbows in his hands otherwise he might drop her when the moment cums ;) Cross country runners are generally the best.

Jeff: Bitch drop that yoga book and show me a position on the bed
Ang: Okay...
Jeff: Have you ever done Standing 69?
Ang: No *giggle*

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stand pat

to refuse to make any changesG
to leave something just as it is, without any change

1.Our advice to investors is, stand pat - the recession will soon be over.
2.While he stood pat, other people found a better way to solve the problem.
3.References in classic literatureF
Never mind warning me, Inspector: I'm ready to stand pat upon the truth.
The Valley of Fear by Doyle, Sir Arthur Conan

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Lemonade Stand

The act of pissing in a girl's mouth when you actually think you are ejaculating

Yo don, that girl give you some head last night?

Yeah, she came for the milk, but got the lemonade stand instead.

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Kick-stand

Same as a Boner, slang term that was used back in the early seventies

When a male gets his first morning hard on while laying on his side in bed which used to be called a kick-stand.

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taco stand

the female equivalent of a sausage fest.

"Dude, that John Mayer concert was a total taco stand."

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Stand and Deliver

1) Phenomenal book and documentary about Jaime Escalante and his success in turning a class of 18 barrio students struggling with basic math from East L.A. in the poor public school of Garfield High into math enthusiasts who would go on to pass the AP Calculus Exam.
2) To give a good speech or lecture.
3) To assume a sexual position.

1) Escalante's famous math enrichment program would attain an apex of 85 students and many faculty members. His ability to turn a group of poorly prepared, undisciplined students into strong calculus practitioners is a shining light into the potential of teaching capability in the area of math and, eventually, the end of math anxiety among struggling students.
2) John Edgar Wideman, famous novelist and essayist, gave an incredible lecture and preliminary text reading of his work at my university recently. He stood and delivered!
3) "Hey baby! I see you looking at my goods. Do you want a sample? . . . Come over here. Stand and Deliver!"
- Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

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social standing

one's position in society

a man with a decent job is normally said to be in good social standing

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