cheese

1). Used in red light boredom situations in which the cheese-master makes the car directly next to it roll down their window like they are asking for directions. But, instead of asking for directions, the cheese-master tells the person in the other car that there is "cheese" on the floor next to their car in order to receive "lullz-on-the-go." The cheese-master can also say that there is cheese on the other car's tires to maximize lullz after repeated use.

2). This process can also be used when walking around in high traffic areas to gain "lullz-on-foot."

Cheese-Master: "excuse me sir, (honk) (honk)....."

Driver of Bait Car: "yes, how may i help you sir?"

Cheese-Master: "yo, you got some cheese on your tires, you might lose traction."

Driver of Bait Car: (head out the window looking at tire)

A). "oh really, thanks sir, the world needs more people like you."

OR

B). "screw you, you're just trying to get me to look down at my car so you can Shadow-smack me."

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Cheese

Lines delivered by actors and actresses in the Star Wars movies.

"Hold me, Anakin! Hold me as you did by the lake on Naboo."

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Cheesed

1) An expression used to describe the way you fit one object in between two other.

2) An expression used to describe the way you opened/are opening something.

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1)

I) Guy_1: Bit of a tight parking job don't you think?

Guy_2: Yeah I know I really cheesed it in there.

II) ~There was only a small space left to fit GTA V on the shelf, so I cheesed it in there as best as I could...

2)

I) ~Want me to cheese open a bottle of wine?

II) ~ Lost my house key on the bus, had to cheese my basement door open...

III) ~After many attempts the passenger finally cheesed open his passage of airplane peanuts...

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Cheese

The Tastiest thing you can buy at a supermarket

cheese is very tastey

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Cheese

A boss b*tch , a frosted boss b*tch . peridot .

did you see samantha ? she got puberty and now she's the cheese .

Cheese

Cheese famously comes in wheel form, usually this is reserved for presentation and is usually cut and sold in 1/8ths unless your name is Alison Hall at which point the cheese wheel is famously swallowed whole, leaving a cheese wheel like shape in the gut.

"Oi fuck me, you just Alison'd that cheese wheel"

Cheese

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Cheese!