It is Halloween but still it is hit your smallest friend
in your group
ATENTION! All tall people hit your smallest friend enjoy
Get prepared small people
October 31 means get ready people
A day that you have a secret cult with your friends and steal candy from children
Girl#1: do you know what it is tomorrow????!
Girl#2: obviously it’s October 31st; you know what that means......
Group: stealing candy from children!!!!!!!!
Slap and grab your girlfriend’s ass so hard she passes out and goes unconscious
Girl: (walking)
Boy:(slaps and grabs ass)
Girl: ahhhhh (passes out)
Witness: oh my god why’d you do that!
Boy: duh it’s October 31.
Witness: oh yeah I forget (slaps unconscious girls ass)
Tom: bro it is October 31 what are you going to be for Halloween
Tyler: joe
Tom: who tf is joe
Tyler: JOE MAMA😂
The day you sacrifice your short friend to the Gods. In reward you’ll get those cookies you got in elementary school- kill all short people 2020
“hey, what type of meat is this? it doesn’t taste normal”
“oh just a short person, it was October 31st yesterday”
People who are born in October 31st are the most loyal, athletic, but also judged a lot because it’s the “devils birthday.” They are all most likely to die for anyone, even if they hate the person to death.
“Hey is your birthday on Halloween, (October 31st?)
“Yeah, why?”
“Cause you’re so loyal!”
Its halloween but since you pressed this then um its uhm OH IK, its smack a random kid behind the head day
You- Hey bro you know what today is
Random kid- Yea its hallo-
You- NO its smack a kid over the head day sMacK
Random kid- Ow
You- October 31st is the best now