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Street term for the female contraceptive device otherwise known as a diaphragm.
Paulina was impregnated by Joe because she forgot to put her cock blocker in that night.
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one who has sex in the anus thus blocking farts
damnit cletus stop being a fucking queer ass fart blocker
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Glasses when worn on hoes, sluts, or any other slang for promiscuous women; the word is meant to imply that the glasses being worn are intended to keep skeet, or semen, out of the girls eye(s) as she performs oral sex on another man.
"I just got head from that girl, wouldve cummed all in her eyes if she didnt have her skeeter blockers on."
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Accomplished Cock blocker:
When this guy walks up, he says "CHECK IT!" and like a bull, body slams you out of the way, with his gargantuan neck roll, in order to get next to a Pump,(a female - his words)
He flexes and raps for a bit (always flexing), and then without reason - Just leaves.
You think he's gone – But, oh no, like being hit by a train, the madness starts all over again.
He returns, body slams you again and continues on his quest for rejection.
When confronted, like a Chameleon, he changes colors and tries to redeem himself by flattering you in front of the Pump..Not meaning a word of it.
Later, after he's sober, he will make excuses and try to persuade everyone around him that he did nothing wrong and that he is the victim.
This is also the guy, when cock blocked himself, immediately declares "COCK BLOCK!-COCK BLOCK!" at drop of a hat and announces it like Chicken Little or the Town Crier.
This is the worst kind of Cock Blocker.
Sean - "Here's to you!" Heavy weight Champion and Accomplished Cock Blocker.
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The annoying behavior exhibited by people, which inevitably results in a chick not getting laid. Clit blocking can come in many forms, but typically has an element of someone dissuading a man from engaging in sexual activity with a woman.
She clit blocked me last night! He was going to let me sit on his face, but then she came along and ruined it by demanding that I take her home immediately. Ugh, what a clit blocker!
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Medicine for people with heart problems. It slows down your heart. Really fucking dangerous when taken if you don't have a heart problem. Drugs + Beta blockers (at the same tine) = bad news.
That dude died from smoking weed and taking beta blockers at the same time.
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synonym for shades i.e. sunglesses; implying that when u put them on all of your haters will dissappear from your sight
i got my hater blockers on so i cant see you.
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