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Mostly Nottingham slang. Used to define something that is funny or amusing.
I went to town today, it was joke!
Katies mums well joke!
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Girls that drink a lot and fall down next to trash cans
guy #1: I was walking down the street the other day after me and her had a bunch of drinks and that joke fell over a trash can.
guy #2: Yeh Taylor sure doesnt know how to hold her liquor.
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used when you are at the top of your game.
NO JOKE (v) also see NO GAMES PLAYED!
when are basically nothing to fool around with you hence become NO JOKE!
wow i just banged that girl right there.... lol you are basically NO JOKE!
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Girls getting with Girls.
2 girls went under a blanket and got with each other, and then we were like what are you guys doing and the girls were like, telling jokes!!!
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It is when you say something really funny to someone either to dis them or just for the sake of telling jokes.
Hey mikey boy you can't get more white than a pair of white pants, and your army strut, boy! You are like the biggest white joke.
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to let your stupid friends know that there is no joke in the story that you are telling them
and/ or to let them know that you are being serious
dude, dude, no joke, no joke her pussy stank
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Nope. Not playing nothing off like a joke. I don't know where you're getting that from.
Hym "Noooo. Not a joke. The little retard wanted to mock me in relationship to a definition I posted about my disappointment regarding the realization that I was working in a retard sex cult. 'BuT sHe'S mY fAvOrItE!.' This showed that he either had access to the internet (which they explicitly lied about) OR someone there had access to my email. I don't necessarily believe people with disabilities aren't people. I believe that filthy sub-human piece of retarded shit needed to learn not to bite the hand feeds him. Literally. I literally had to feed him like a dog. Pour kibble into a bowl for him. Like... Am I joking right now? Is this a joke? You want me to dial that back for you? Ok. Uuuh... He's not an animal. He's a super duper special wonderful magical guy. Oh God, he is just a-oh-so-much better than me. JEEZ Boy-oh-boy do I wish I was him. If only! Maybe Dr. Jeepjorp is right! Maybe I should jump off a bridge and pray to God on the way down that I'm reincarnated AS HIM so I can be THAT MUCH better than myself.
HOOOOO MAN! I mean, I can only dream! I can only dream of being half of the not-retarded, not-piece-of-shit that he is. Really! I really mean it. I mean all of the words that I'm saying right now! All of them. Everyone single utterance that is aggrandizing to him; I mean all of it. And that doesn't just apply to him but it applies to everyone even vaguely similar to him. If your hair color has even a remotely similar hue; you are undoubtedly better than me in every way. Not as better than me as he is but, gosh-golly, you're just so great! I'm just-a-gonna have to work super duper hard to that one day I'll be good enough to lick his boots clean. Yeah, that's it. One day I'll deserve something. Not today but one day I'll be able to channel a fraction of what he is and then I will finally deserve something more than to be drenched in piss on the bottom rung of society... Shoot, that'll be great! Won't ever be better than him but, man, maybe I won't have to drown in piss forever! Right? Am I... Am I right? Guys? Is... Should I work super duper hard to not be as good as him? Will it make my life meaningful? Because my life doesn't have inherent meaning I have to do things and it can't be too easy. If it doesn't take effort for me to achieve then I'm a Free-Rider... So I have to just expend just-a-oh-so much effort or I'm bad ☹️ and that's not a joke either."
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