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Females have a vagina, males have a penis
You can tell male and female apart with the genital area. A penis is the long thing with the balls dangling next to them it gets hard when sexually aroused, this is called an erection; also known as a boner, hard on, stiffy or whatever else you want to call it. The balls fill with sperm constantly and when a male is aroused he will play with the 'penis' if nobody else will.. and eventually the sperm will pour out of his penis while the male has an orgasm. A penis can come in all different shapes and sizes, if you see a big one don't lose it, if you see a small one laugh as hard as you can.
During sexual intercourse (sexual intercourse is when a males penis enters a woman vagina, it feels good and remember to only do it with somebody you love and somebody you trust. Sex isn't just for fun it's something couples do when in love ya know. Sex is also how you make babies.) with a woman (if your not using protection) the sperm travels out of the penis into the womans vagina and the womans body basically does the rest of the work until 9 months later the baby is born which is naturally pushed out of the vagina, but don't be fooled you don't get pregnant every time you have unprotected sex which is why people 'try for a baby' they have unprotected sex until the woman is pregnant. Anyway I was talking about a penis not a pregnant woman. Good bye
Girl 1: my boyfriends penis is so big! Never fails to comfort me ;)
Girl 2: yeah I know, had it last night
Girl 1: you slut!
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person 1:what’s a penis
person 2: oh you use it to make babies
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Example cock
1. A straight mans best bud.
2. A gay mans dinner.
3. A fat girls dream.
4. Your lemondame dispenser.
5. The baby batter factory.
6. What made every man, and women on Earth.
7. Cousin, and mentor of the testicles.
Sarah: Ladies first, sir!
Dan: Excuse me miss bitch, this and several other penises made you.
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What men play with or insert into women's cunts. Also used to have a piss. They come in all shapes and sizes.
"Dave fucked Samantha with his huge Penis and cummed all over her tits"
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a hot dog wrapped in elbow skin
Girl: I finally figured out what a penis is!
Chick: It's about damn time...
Girl: Yeah! It's a hot-dog wrapped in elbow skin!!
Chick: *gag*
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A tool used to make the women receive your seed. Is usually used to dispose of two different liquids. Usually urine or a white substance....maybe i'm giving out too much info. If you're a male and you're looking for the definition of "penis" you must be a schmale.
JC- "I have been a proud owner of a penis for over 13 years." :D
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Somebody that has no penis. Or an insult to imply that one has no penis.
Dude, Jared is such a no penis.
Hey Jared, no penis for you!
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