book club

A code women use to get together and drink large amounts of alcohol, especially margaritas. It makes their husbands, boyfriends, and other friends think they are doing something smart.

Girl 1: I'm so glad we have book club tonight. I've had a crappy-ass day.
Girl 2: Yep, me too. I'll meet you at the bar at 6.

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u was at the club

A fire track by The Boyboy West Coast, one of the best rappers of all time, also known as Bottoms Up.

Everyone:
The Boyboy West Coast: you was at the club 💃🍻 bottoms🍑up☝️when I first met you👀 couldn't🙅🚫get enough❤️ had to get you straight👉to my bedroom🛏️ drank still in my cup🍺 crib🏠is large so you can bring your friends👯too girl👩full of makeup💄 she’s so bad😍it don’t ? me shawty👩just like me loves❤️drugs💊hates🚫bein sober in my psychi had my heart❤️and I didn’t even know her🤷 guess you wouldn’t believe see you in those jeans👖I wanna pull you closer eyes👀looking chinese👲 she didn’t smoke🚬but now she’s a stoner💨 everything you need👜👠 🚫No, no, no mediocre🚫 young, wild and free no cuffs so no you can’t control her🙅 body covered in ink I can beat it up🥊🍑, we can just go slower🐌 you can come wit me give you everything and it’ll never be over🙅 girl just let me know we can go and fuck🤑up some commas💸 boyboy west coast🖕 Imagine this coming☝️from the bottom👇

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Skrip Club

Any gentleman's club with a particular flair for being "hood" or "ghetto". Usually found in the Southern United States.

Hey Yo...me and T-Mook bout to scoop Lil' Scope and hit the Skrip Club with enough ones to ruin a vending machine...you down?

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Clubbing the chimp

Another term for male masturbation.

I came home early and caught Phil clubbing the chimp while watching a porno.

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The Coffee Club

When you out in town with your mates but you want to ditch them to go to Strip Club without letting them know

Im going back to hotel to have a coffee. Anyone else fancy joining me at The Coffee Club?

beach club

A country club for people who live by the beach. Known for hosting rich, elitist, and predominantly white patrons who look down on non-member guests.

Chad Chaddington: "Hey Zach, let's go to the beach club!"

Zachary P. Chadworth: "Indubitably. Jason, would you care to join us?"

Jason: "Fuck you guys, they judge me hard every time I go in there. Enjoy your Earl Grey tea."

Computer Club

First rule of computer club: Do not talk about computer club.

*absent chatter pertaining to computer club*