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Alexa is the most fakest person you will ever meet in your life. She will try to become so so close to you but everything you tell her she goes straight to her bff since pre-k and tells her everything, not just her bff but her whole SQUAD. Squad as in the most fakest people in your grade.
She is known as "Alexa ______" everyone knows her if you say her first & last name. And that's not a good thing, even tho everyone including herself thinks it is.
She is the most mischievous person ever.
She sends nudes to all the upperclassmen, that's why all the guys want to talk to her. Every girl is jealous of her because she is well known & thinks that all the guys want her bc she's beautiful when really every guy wants her bc she is easy & she will give them what they want.
Not to mention she actually looks like a man in the face lmao. She thinks her butt is big & wears her jeans up her ass crack. She also tries showing off her "muscular thighs" that she thinks she has.
She is the worst friend ever, and you will realize that after getting super close to her for about 6-12 months. Then you'll realized she was the one who told all your secrets & shit.
Alexa's are pathetic & she will trick u into anything so be careful and DO NOT GET CLOSE TO ONE EVER!!!!!!
1. "Omg is Alexa going to be there?!"
"Yes that's why we're going!!!!"
2. "Omg is Alexa going to be there.."
"Yes that's why we're definitely not fucking going"
3. "Dude the only people I told were u & Alexa & now everyone knows. That's how I know YOU told"
"Are. You fucking. Kidding me. I'm not even going to tell you what's wrong with what u just said u crazy ass motherfucker"
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someone who has their smart moments that lasts like 3seconds and is a Coochie Pickle. Alexa's are typically dumb and sometimes need to be deported. Alexa's usually fall in love with men named Patrick Durkin.
What an Alexa
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Funniest person in the world. Happens to always to be mean to the people she cares about. Annoy her and she’ll block you out of her life. She don’t care about if you hate her or love her. She different. Mostly because she has no friends and hates everyone
Person- that girl is so mean.
Others - I know, she’s an Alexa
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A big fat weeaboo who is white and is an art thief and will everything in plain sight
Person A: You see that weeaboo over there?
Person B: Yeah, That’s an Alexa.
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a rat-toothed, overpossessive, spineless philipino, chino, hawaiian, malaysian hula dancer who never gets presents from santa: just coal. Bitterly jealous, 2 faced, will try to be friends with you to creep on you and make sure you stay away from "her man" cause she is that insecure about herself. she enjoys taking slutty pictures of herself and commenting on how gorgeous she is even though she resembles a rat. she creeps around with men younger than her and hacks into her boyfriend's web page because she has no trust!
guy1: who's that jerk that looks like a rat?
guy2: yo dawg, that Alexa.. she be a slut!
guy1: i like her rat teeth and tail.
guy2: well i jus got deleted of her boy's page cuz she jealous.
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Verb: To walk up to a snake that you absolutely hate (like an ex girlfriend), be polite and tell the how your life has been, and the promptly sit on their lap, and shit yourself.
Jimmy Saw His Ex across the parking and flat out Alexaed her in front of her family and new boyfriend.
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The most beautiful and attractive girl you will ever meet, she's sweet, caring and loving. If she had a boyfriend you would be so jealous and wished you had her.
Did you see that girl? her name is Alexa, and she's so hot!
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