Alfie is a young british boy who loves looking at long shiny thick bananas. he loves frying cheesy knobs for dinner and eating it. His favourite supper is a hairy ballsack dipped in soy sauce mixed with mayo.(creamy&thick)
“i saw this boy at my at my school he was such an Alfie Bell”
Alfie is a young british boy who loves sucking long shiny thick bananas. he loves frying cheesy knobs for dinner and eating it. His favourite supper is a hairy ballsack.
“i saw this boy at my at my school he was such an Alfie Bell”
A true gypsy man, he’s got a gun and dates fat girls for fun 😉
Oi have you heard Alfie peake is dating that fat bird
getting beaten up so bad you become a stupid, wide mouthed prick.
lol at school james got beaten up so bad he got turned alfie
Aight this man has a huge cock, Just massive. About the size of big ben (The beatboxer not the tower)
"Holy shit did you see his Bulge? It was bloody huge!"
"Oh yeah, Pretty sure that's Alfie Bush, The cool 14 year old with a L O N G D O N G"
He is the gayest bean out there. I guess he is sorta nice sometimes, but he drinks and confesses his love to you a lot. He barely shows up to school and when he does, it is memorable.
“Who is that penguin-walking bean?”
“That’s Alfie Evans!”
Alfie Hatton is the kind of guy all girls like. He may seem energetic and funny, but as soon as he's in a relationship he breaks down and only cares fro that person.
Oh Alfie Hatton is so amazing with girls , that is couple goals!