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A steaming pile of fecal matter that wears a suit.
"What are you wearing?! You look like Allen West!"
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Racist Republican Senator from Virgnia.
Has a long history of displaying the Confederate flag.
On Friday, August 11th, 2006, Allen twice called S.R. Sidarth, a Webb campaign volunteer, a word that sounds like "Macaca" Sidarth is of Indian ancestry, but was born and raised in Fairfax County, Virginia. Sidarth was filming an Allen campaign stop in Breaks, Virginia.
Allen called Sidarth "Macaca, or whatever his name is." He later continued, "Let's give a welcome to Macaca, here. Welcome to America and the real world of Virginia."
The Webb campaign accused Allen of having insulted Sidarth's race. The word 'macaque,' refers to a type of monkey and has occasionally been used as a racial slur against dark-skinned Africans. The word could also be interpreted as "macaca" or "mukakkah," a French and Belgian slur for dark skinned peoples of North African descent. Allen's mother immigrated from French Tunisia and is of French descent. Allen speaks French and obtained excellent grades in French as an undergraduate. Allen's campaign maintains that the word was used in reference to Sidarth's apparent mohawk. However, Sidarth said that his haircut is a mullet, not a mohawk.
Allen has since apologized for his comments, stating he didn't know what word he used meant, and did not intend to insult Sidarth's ethnicity.
Washingtonian Magazine voted him 3rd on the list of Senators most likely to be "no rocket scientist".
George Allen is a racist moron who, during a 2006 campaign stop, directed racial epithets at a person who was actually videotaping him at the time.
George Allen is a racist boob.
George Allen displayed a confederate flag in his living room until very recently.
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1. Driving intoxicated under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol, resulting in either:
A) A non fatal car crash.
or
B) Getting pulled over by the police.
2. Washed out comedian/actor. His current job title is being a "celebrity alcoholic."
1. A) Mitchell grabbed his drunken, friend Brad's keys before he could pull a Tim Allen.
B) All those whiskeys on the rocks James consumed had caused him to veer over the bulevard and Tim Allen his car into another SUV.
C) "Oh f*ck! The cops dude... I'm totally gonna get Tim Allen'd here.
2. As Tim Allen gulped back his fourth tripple whisky and water, he watched re-runs of "Home Improvement" reminiscing on the good ol' days...
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The winner of American Idol 2009!!!! And also the guy who made an AWESOME remix of "Heartless".
Also, some dude's name.
whoa-- u sing like that guy who won american idol... uh oh yah Kris Allen.
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Greatest NBA player of all time.T-MAC and Kobe anit got shit on the former MVP
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the ultimate sexual position, that involves some salad tossing, vag fingering, butt flashing, neck tickling, toe sucking, gweebus purring, clit suckle-ing, monkey rubbing, that gives the girl the ultimate orgasm.
Holy shit I cant believe that Tylonel pulled off a fragile allen on that slut Janice, she must've been screaming like beached walrus gasping for air.
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The most amazing guy in the whole wide world who is perfect in each and every way.Very nice, funny, handsome, beautiful, and extrodinary.
Shain Allen will be the best friend ever.
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