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1. Someone who drinks heaps or relies on alcohol a lot
2. These people are usually German and have dark hair, and usually males
OMG that BJ is such an alcoholic
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Someone who manipulates good mormon families who have breweries in their basement for her own selfish desires. Uses childern as deliverers for her beer, and seduces the dad on a daily basis to satisfy her uncontrollable thrist for beer. Can smell out any keg party, so those trying to have a good time have to spend a good 100 dollars on bait beer thats on the other side of town from the party, and that'll only buy them about 2 hours before she'll come breaking through concrete walls and destroying anything in her path to get at the kegs.
"hm...all the wildlife are running away in the same direction..i wonder wh-.....wait..i hear babies crying to.its her! bert didnt take the bait!"
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A telescope into your sub-conscious.
"I ate Jimmy? Woah I've been wanting to do that for months, thanks alcohol!"
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When someone has reached the level of intoxication that they no longer feel the cold. So they do not require a jacket they have their "alcohol coat."
Mum: you cannot go out wearing that its freezing!
Me: nah mum it's fine I got my Alcohol coat.
A rare condition when a person suddenly gains brilliance or previously unknown areas of expertise with the introduction of massive amounts of alcohol to their bodies.
Billy: "Man, those guys were going to steal your car outside the bar, but you kicked all three of their asses! Do you know karate?"
John: "I don't know anything, but when I'm drinking I'm a black belt. I'm like an alcoholic savant with bourbon in me."
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when a minor calls an older friend/neighbor/grandma to deliver alcohol to a location
"Hey Steve, I heard you just turned 21. Could you hook me up with an alcohol drop?? I'm partying at 123 Beer Road
An alcoholic beverage consisting of 1/2 Iced Tea and 1/2 Miller High Life. Add lemon, if desired.
Inspired by the popular Arnold Palmer drinks, hence the name.
Bro #1: "Drinkin' Arnold Palmer's all day is great, but by the end I'm craving something to get me AFU..."
Bro #2: "Dude, you've got beer and we can make iced tea - pour that shit together in one of those orange Gatorade jugs!"
Both bros, together: "Alcoholic Arnie's!"
bro hug
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