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We just like the storyline and violence. The watching lesbians getting turned on by uno is fuckin weird
Person 1: “your a kakegurui fan? You must be so fuckin horny all the time, me too!”
Person 2: “sorry, I only talk to asexual kakegurui fans”
The feeling an asexual person gets when their asexuality is threatened by a concept or individual who gives them the horny.
Person 1: *touches asexual person's side* Gotcha!!
Asexual Person: * blushes uwu * Hey!! Knock it off!!!
Person 2: Yeah, you're giving them asexual distress lol
Person 1: what's that?
Person 2: idk they just screamed that at me when I did that
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Insult that is only to be used in absolute emergencies, using this phrase will cause a massive singularity, leaving nothing left of this or other possible universes
Bob: Ur mum gay
Jim: Ur dad lesbian
Bob: Ur granny tranny
Jim: Ur sister a mister
Bob: Ur auntie asexual
(Earth is consumed by a massive black hole, which then consumes other planets)
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The Demi part means that you're not romantically attracted to people unless you form a strong bond with them. Therefore, when you see random people or whatever, you don't feel attracted to them unless you fall for their personality after you get to know them. So, you don't really get "crushes" like most people do.
The Panromantic part means that if/when you fall for someone, they could be any gender, meaning that you could be attracted to any gender or gender identity.
The Gray-Asexual part means several things, but for example: you feel sexual attraction infrequently, or a low intensity of it, to few people, or only in specific circumstances; that you feel sexual attraction but have no desire to act on it; that you have ambiguous or confusing feelings toward sexual attraction; or that you feel that sexual attraction is not a meaningful concept to you.
They're Demi-Panromantic Gray-Asexual
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An autistic retard who is typically under some type of sedative or coma, and typically likes Minecraft with a mix of sped-tastic violence and blood for no reason. An asexual being jr. will typically experience dreams thinking they are autistic (to wake up and realize they are), extreme forms of retarded aggression for no reason, and nerd type things mixed with sexual pretenses (making a dildo out of LEGOs). Under special conditions may be/evolve into a chad.
Mikaelll: Hey is that Jim again? I swear, that kid cannot just quit talking about making mods for Terraria that includes his mom's virgin soul.
Rick C.: Yeah, I don't get it. It's like he's the manager of autismspeaks.org.
Mikaelll: He's definitely the biggest asexual being jr. I know.
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Pushing those who are interested in you away as you don't feel the same way towards them. Even though you know you'll enjoy yourself while in the relationship. Suffered by those you aren't actually asexual but claim to be.
Meghan: He doesn't love me, why?
Jim: Steve is 'apparently' asexual and isn't interested, he has asexual selfishness, for sure
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