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Whoever's born on August 5th is a bad ass bitch periodt. Ya'll other months could neverrr. 🥵🥵
"She was probably born on August 5th cause damn she's fine asf."
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august 1 is National Girlfriend Day!
hey baby today is august 1 so here's some flowers
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August 31 is the day beauty’s are born the most amazing caring loving beautiful people are born on this day so snatch you a girlfriend who got dis birthday cuz damn you don’t know what your missing
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International Michael Jackson day
It's August 29! time to get my hat.
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national get head day or otherwise known as that sloppy toppy
guy : its august 24th you know what that means
girl : oh for fucks sake
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People born on August 8th are beautiful, kind and will always have your back. They make the best best-friends and you can always have a laugh with them. They are very generous and loving souls who would happily donate a kidney for a friend who needed one. They are the mum friend of the group. They are always grumpy when they’re on their period but it’s just because they want chocolate.
Someone: Whats the date today?
You: August 8th.
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All the sexy people are born on August 3rd
Ooo damn her birthday must be August 3rd look at that fine ass
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