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An efficient dick that is naturally abundant in girth pertaining to the shaft and nut sack. The negative being a short length that underwhelms the user.
“Yo’ James how was sex with Dylan? Damn, it was great, he got a real AVOCADO DICK! “
When someone's eyebrows are so thick and wild that their eyes look like two avocados under a bush.
"Damn, Sarah hasn't plucked her eyebrows in months."
"Yeah, she's got an avocado bush growin on her face."
Feeling fly af, whether it’s a mood or in a situation.
‘I just got laid, I got my avocado wings 🥑💸’
When you are at the latest stage of a massive constipation. You know it's there. You know it wants to get out. But the form and shape of it, has left the stage where you can call it 'feces' a long, long time ago.
It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.
At a surprise party where lot's of really nice people have arrived and just waiting for you. They ask eagerly: "Where's Zed, where's Zed?"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"
Alternative kid who loves avocado more than anyone else.
Billie Eilish is an avocado child
A dessert made out of blend up avocado almond milk and honey.It originated from Vietnam but got its hype from Kourtney Kardashian and Addison Rae.
You should add maple syrup instead of honey because the avocado pudding taste so much better with it.
Another Term For Cool As Fuck Coined By Legendary Philosopher Reginald O Cado!
Not To Be Confused With Riggocado!
Yo That Shit Was Riggocado Avocado!