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When someone's eyebrows are so thick and wild that their eyes look like two avocados under a bush.
"Damn, Sarah hasn't plucked her eyebrows in months."
"Yeah, she's got an avocado bush growin on her face."
When you are at the latest stage of a massive constipation. You know it's there. You know it wants to get out. But the form and shape of it, has left the stage where you can call it 'feces' a long, long time ago.
It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.
At a surprise party where lot's of really nice people have arrived and just waiting for you. They ask eagerly: "Where's Zed, where's Zed?"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"
Alternative kid who loves avocado more than anyone else.
Billie Eilish is an avocado child
An efficient dick that is naturally abundant in girth pertaining to the shaft and nut sack. The negative being a short length that underwhelms the user.
“Yo’ James how was sex with Dylan? Damn, it was great, he got a real AVOCADO DICK! “
Another Term For Cool As Fuck Coined By Legendary Philosopher Reginald O Cado!
Not To Be Confused With Riggocado!
Yo That Shit Was Riggocado Avocado!
The most amazing, beautiful girl ever. She’s smart and talented and funny but goes through a lot. She deserves so much better than what she has
She is the pink avocado of the group