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A form of sarcasm often used to describe a person who is not humble at all. Wearing a badge proclaiming yourself as humble is counterintuitive to the very meaning of the word. Usually said to someone who is boasting.
Jon: It's not easy being this awesome! I usually spend the days trying to get away from all the ladies.
Jeff: Just don't forget your humble badge....
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When a girl sends a guy a picture of her vagina so instead of dick pic it's *vadge badge*
Dude 1: bro Nicole just sent me a vadge badge
Dude 2: sweeeeet
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A condition that goes into overdrive when ordinary men are
wearing a badge and a uniform which causes them to punch out women with the full support of their peers, who also wear badges.
Feminist Bitch #1: 'Dude, whatever happened to NEVER okay to hit a woman?'
Feminist Bitch #2: 'I think its different if men wear badges, and their popes absolve them for manhandling elderly women and teenage girls, cause they have developed badge fever.'
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When the male puts his penis in the females anus and pulls out and puts it in her vagina while shes on her period then he ejaculates and they 69 while he drinks the after juices while peeing in her mouth while she deepthroats.
"Dude that guy over there i heard hes got his red wings, but i got my rainbow badge last night and now i dont feel so good."
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Used sarcastically, normally as a congratulation for someone achieving something diabolically simple, or for grasping the absolute and complete obvious. It's origins are based on any organisation that, in the absence of better ideas, or prizes of any real value, would give a cheaply manufactured metal badge as a token reward.
Paul A. Sheehan: "Look! I just uploaded a JPEG to your hosting using FTP!"
Ash & Doug : "Well done Paul, Badge in the Post."
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The upmost and prestigious recognition of brilliant, importance and all round badassery.
A social ranking system
Woke up this morning feeling like 8 badges
I'd 8 badge the shit out of her
That car is so 8 badges
Mate this cold is making me feel like 2 badges
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