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A butthole.
Man I was pounding this bitch yesterday and got all up in her stank bagel!
A sexual act in which a freshly baked bagel is first sprinkled with brown sugar then placed around the penis before copulation.
Last night Jessica surprised me and asked for The Dusty Bagel.
Talking for an extended period of time on one subject, so much so that it begins to lose its meaning and take on a completely different subject, or sub-subject.
person one "we sand bagel so hard"
person two "I laugh when the bagel gets sandy"
person three "sand bagel."
An Italian person who is also a Jew.
My best friend is from Italy but practices the Jewish faith. How fucked up.
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The primary financial provider for a Jewish family.
Ever since Tamarah lost her job, Elijah has become the bagel winner of the family.
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Street prostitutes and hookers often use codes to describe sex acts to avoid legal problems.
A bagel with everything is going to cost you a bunch. The bagel means straight sex, the cream cheese means oral, and the hole in the bagel means anal sex with her John.
"Everything" means any other kind of pleasure you want beyond the straight, oral, and anal.
This term was coined by a hooker on the road between Detroit and Chigago, and approved by her Evil pimp. สฑสฑเน forever.
Hey, Evil, I belong to you, so I brought you a bagel with everything.
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A bagel one encounters on the ground with a turd placed on top of it. The bagel can be any flavor but needs to be complete and entire- portions of bagels do not count. The location of the bagel is generally the sidewalk, but a turd bagel could theoretically be found anywhere. The turd should be large enough to cover and crown the bagel hole, so it is usually a large dog or human turd.
"Holy shit! Watch out, you almost stepped on that turd bagel!"
Also- Al Franken is a total turd bagel.
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