Baltimore City

An urban city with over 45,000 heroin addicts run by incompetent and often corrupt liberal politicians from the democratic party.

An ass backwards and dysfunctional governmental body.

An urban area with a high murder rate.

An alternative to living in a nice area.

The other day I got a seat belt ticket and 4 people got shot that night. That is so Baltimore City.

I got a crime camera on a pole at the end of my street with flashing blue lights. Welcome to Baltimore City.

250 murder victims agree, Baltimore City don't give a damn 'bout me.

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Baltimore Broil

The Baltimore Broil is different from other defecation terms in that it involves baking the load.

Take a huge smash on a metal cookie tray, and place it in your preheated oven. Broil. It's done when the paint starts peeling off the walls.

I invited my girlfriend over for the first time forgetting the baking that was well underway.

Girlfriend: Oh jesus, what's that horrible smell?
Me: I totally forgot I've got a Baltimore Broil baking away in the oven. It's nearly ready. Would you like some?

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charlie baltimore

used in the military, it means to be a cock blocker.

Man 1:Dude, I cant belive Dan would move in on that girl i was talking to.

Man 2:I know he's such a charlie baltimore!

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Baltimore Blade

A discarded heroin syringe used as a weapon

A gang of junkies wielding Baltimore Blades chased me last night

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going to baltimore

When you fail to find someone to hook up with at a college party and decide to leave and fuck the fattest girl you can find, you say you are "going to baltimore".

This party sucks and I need to get my rocks off, I'm going to baltimore.

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baltimore maryland

Aka Bloodymore Murderland. A shitty drug and aids infested city with dope fiends nodding out at your nearest corner.

Yo, you ever see that show The Wire? It was filmed out of Baltimore Maryland. True shit son son!

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baltimore chill

when shits get you down but you decide to keep it cool. Not letting tons and tons of bad shit get you down.

"All this shits breaking me down, I gotta find my baltimore chill. This shit isn't worth going crazy over"

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