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When the local doctor checks your prostate and it’s the exact same as his, and you both laugh it off casually.
Doctor - “Yo lemme check your scrotal mass”
Patient - “For sure homie! It’s on the health insurance so don’t be afraid to do some heavy examination”
Doctor - “ayoo bro we got the same”
Patient - “no way bro, that’s crazy”
~ Laughing it off while while realizing there is no diagnosis as of yet.
That is testicular banter in its raw form.
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When you bum your friend purely for the banter of doing so. Sexual tendancies become irrelevant
"Mate, if you do that again, I will banter bum you so hard..."
"Did you hear what happened to Simon the other night?"
"No?"
"He got banter bummed by his cousin"
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The banter scale is a scale to determine the on going banter.
You have your friendly banter, then your regular banter, then your great banter and eventually harsh banter.
"So I rarely refer to the banter scale, but yesterday's banter was off the charts."
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A football team who play in division 1 of Le Fifa Professional Clubs they are very good
Jako is top scorer
Pederson Penguin has the most assists
And NiftyNordfeldt has the most clean sheets
Wow Banter Brigade are fantastic
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When someone's chat/banter is weak or self indulgent. Usually used by the scapegoat of a group to try and creep their way up the social hierarchy but by using neece banter they have achieved quite the opposite.
'Just hooned 2 snakey B's mate. Lets have a bevvie comp.'
Person 1 'How does he get his calves so defined?'
Person 2 'Barukh Abadi, don't use such neece banter.'
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When you do something that could be said to be homosexual, but only in jest.
Person A: "Stop touching my knee you Fag"
Person B: "Just a bit of Anal Banter mate"
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The general measure of banter in a given area/group/place/person/galaxy/cheese.
"Hey guys look at me swim in this pool of custard!!!"
"That's a high Coefficient of Banter!"
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