Based

Minimally informed, maximum belligerent.
If an opinion leaves any room for interpretation or nuance? Not based. If it takes an ignorant, reductionist view of the world? Based, and doubly so if it's offensive to one or more parties.

-Trans rights are human rights and I support neither.
-That's based

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bases

1st - Kissing, heavy petting, dry sex
2nd - Finger, Hand Job
3rd - Oral, fellatio (blow job), cunnilingus(eating out)
Home Run - Sex

*Titties are irrelevant*

Guy: Man, that girl sucked her way to third base last night!
Other Guy: Hopefully you'll score a homerun tonight!

Dude: I'll probably round all the bases with her tonight!

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based

1. A word meaning good or enlightened, originally coined by rapper Lil B.

2. A word white supremacists and incels use for things that they agree with.

1. Hey bro, I just found a 10 in my coat pocket.

Based, let’s go get some lunch.

2. Women are the reason I can’t get laid and not my shitty personality.
Based opinion.

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Bases

1st base - a pull with tongues

2nd base - poke or handy

3rd base - lick out or blowing

4th base - All the way

At the school disco me and Danny found a classroom, and we pulled he already knew the bases, whereas I wasn't as experienced, I'd only pulled before. I gave him a handy and as my reward he poked me, but then I wanted to take him further, apparently so did he, so he pulled up my skirt and I lay on the desk and he licked me out, his warm, wet tongue on my pussy felt so good, I felt so horny so I gave him a blow job and he jizzed in my mouth his cum tasted so good, eventually we went all the way, the teachers couldn't find us and we spent the night together...

After getting drunk on the Saturday, we went back to Georgia's because her parents were out. We called in Jack and Rory, they came running. Once they arrived Georgia and Jack went through to her room, they were humping so hard the bed was hitting against the wall and Rory and I could hear it in the next room. He poked me whilst sitting on Georgia's sofa, then Jack and her came through and it was me and Rory's turn. We went through and he fucked me so hard my pussy is still hurting, we came back through to the lounge and Georgia and Jack were having sex, so me and Rory joined in and we had the best foursome ever, Rory licked me out, I licked out Georgia and Jack analed me and georgia gave jack a blow job. I think we can all agree that was the best night of our lives...

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Based and based-pilled

An amalgamation of the slang word based, meaning something you agree with, and the slang word based pilled, which is a combination of red pilled and based.
Hence, based and based-pilled.

Person 1: did you buy dairy free cookies?
Person 2: yes.
Person 1: Based and based-pilled.

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base

street speed - not pure.

guy 1 - what you got for tonight?
guy 2 - 2 grams of base mate!

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Based

1. to be gay
2. an excuse for being weak, and/or unoriginal

Henry; ...I dont front taylor gang. Based or die!

Ian; Is that serious bro?

IM BASED GOD OMG BASED GOD

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